Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
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