omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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