Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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