I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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