i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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