That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
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