Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Success! We fucked roommates!
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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