his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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