windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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