That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
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