its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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