Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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