summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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