I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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