ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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