we're blogging at a bar
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
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just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
soo... how was my night?
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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