I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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