I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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