at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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