nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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