you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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