I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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