oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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