it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
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