Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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