Your tits are I can't wait for
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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