just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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