But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
