But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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