Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I just want to make out with him forever
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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