Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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