Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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