Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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