He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Someone came in the potted fern
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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