he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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