I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
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