he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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