I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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