Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I feel like a drive thru vagina
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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