just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
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