she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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