I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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