You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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