Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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