Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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