I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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