I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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