look no pants
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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