he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Fuck appropriateness.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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