Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I supernannyed him into submission
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