i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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