You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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