We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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