Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
this just has baby written all over it
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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